centrumlumina:

anextrapart:

matzoballer:

judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop

and man do the people with those jobs have a lot of sex

Based on AO3′s AU - Career tag, these are the top 20 areas of employment in the fanfic universe:

1. Coffeeshop Owners and Employees (about 1/3 of the population)
   
2. Teachers
   
3. Police and Federal Agents
   
4. Office Workers - Generic
   
5. Doctors and Nurses
   
6. Florists
   
7. Bakers
8. Private Investigators
   
9. Models, Fashion Designers and Photographers
   
10. Bartenders
11. Restaurant Owners and Waitstaff
    
12. Bookstore Employees
    
13. Artists
14. Lawyers
    
15. Firefighters
    
16. Authors and Editors
    
17. Grocery Store Employees
    
18. Pizza Delivery Drivers
    
19. Chefs
    
20. Journalists

fleur-aesthetic:

cuzacuzacuza

jinglebell-buck:

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

locationbuildingprompts:

Location Building Prompt #251